Final Standings

1st - Canceled due to lack of hustle (Ian Sharer)
2nd - Cithara Centrum (Dylan McGarry)
3rd - Eugoogiligist (Stefan Siwula)
4th - Como estan bitches? (Steve Colon)
5th - Now He's A Philosiphizer (Tom Siwula)
6th - Greg's nipples (Eddie Carlin)
7th - Don't Lie to Me Boy (Dave Fiorella)
8th - Simple Jack (Steve Clark)
9th - Wearealldeadburnedtoacrisp (Jared Holcomb)
10th - ThatA TremendousLooking Trophy (Beau McComsey)
11th - Heavyweights Tony Perkis (Nate Finley)
12th - Ticking Time Bomb of Fury (Justin Kenward)